I'm lying in my room in this heat, stuck with sweat to a leather sofa. I feel like I'm in a 1980s Cadbury's Flake advert. Or maybe an African mother whose breast milk has dried up thanks to Nestle (allegedly).
I'm not sure which, I'm very dehydrated. I can't get up, I'm here stuck like brundlefly.
I was going to tell you all about a dream I had last night but then I remembered that other people's dreams bore the fuck out of me.
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